"Take a lap - lose the asthma," is the caring advice of smalltown PE teacher Jasper Woodcock (Thornton).
He's the gym instructor who's happy to assume he's running a military boot camp for the puffing, wheezing pupils of Forest Meadow Middle School.
However, his vicious regime propels intimidated fat kid John Farley (William Scott) into pursuing a phenomenally successful career as a motivational speaker and self-help guru.
Fast-forward ten years and John interrupts a book tour to return to his home town only to discover the hated Mr Woodcock is courting his mother (Sarandon).
This time - or so he feels - he's ready to confront Woodcock's vile concentration on every child's weakness while also rescuing mom from a life with his reviled nemesis.
Thornton has recently made a bit of a speciality of off-beam authority characters (Bad News Bears, School for Scandal) but here he really nails it.
His Woodcock is an exquisitely vile creation - a vindictive monster just about made palatable by a sheen of authority yet immune to any easy fixes like third reel redemption.
William Scott shows he's a comedy player of some subtlety while Sarandon evidently revels in the role of sex kitten just - and I mean just - the wrong side of forty.
It's a solid, well-written outing distinguished by the laidback insolence of Thorton's school bully.
Tim Evans
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1:20PM, Jul 07, 2009
Billy Bob Thornton plays the gym teacher from hell who makes life a misery for porky student Jim Farley (Seann William Scott)...and then winds up courting his mom. Director Craig Gillespie slickly weaves themes of bullying teachers and the ludicrous self-help craze to end up with a blackly comic laugh-a-thon that will push a button with the wheezing fatties amongst us.