In a dual role requiring much facial and physical mugging, Murphy plays the eponymous man-shaped spaceship and the alien commander in whose image it is made.
The Lilliputian crew land in New York to retrieve a small meteorite which was supposed to suck up all the salt from Earth’s oceans, thus providing an energy source for their own dying planet.
Unfortunately it landed in the bedroom of mop-topped pipsqueak Josh (Austyn Myers), whose dad is dead but whose mum Gina (Banks) is yum.
Extracting all knowledge of humanity from Google and a single episode of 70s show Fantasy Island, the crew hit the streets as Dave Ming Chang, an uncoordinated freak in a dodgy white suit.
Almost immediately, Dave is run over by Gina. The mission is practically over. Well done, everyone.
Er, not quite. There’s a spanner in the works in the form of the captain’s insubordinate second-in-command (Ed Helms), a subplot involving Scott Caan as the cop on Dave’s case and plenty of life lessons, potty humour and special effects to enjoy first.
Elliott Noble