Stars: Robert Pattinson, Powell Jones, Rebecca Pidgeon, Jeremy Hardy
Year: 2008Running Time: 85 mins starCERT: 12
A pre-Twilight Robert Pattinson stars as a - get this - angst-ridden musician who is so inspired by a self-help book that he brings the ageing author over from Canada to give him one-on-one advice. But with parents who couldn't care less and friends too weird for words, it's hard to know where the good doctor should start. Maybe the barber's - even back in 1980s London, you'd never see Edward Cullen with a haircut like that!